My hair reeks of homosexuality.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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