But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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