I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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