How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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