I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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