Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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