that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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