I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
