i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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