so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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