When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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