I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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