what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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