i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Its about making memories worth repressing
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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