Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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