Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
