Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this beer tastes like vomit already
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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