apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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