Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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