If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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