I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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