This is not my ceiling
Small penises have feelings too.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
NoShamevember. You game?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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