Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Fuck appropriateness.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I am midnight drunk by noon
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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