I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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