OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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