in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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