Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Randomize
