We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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