But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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