I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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