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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he fucked my hip out of place.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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