It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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