Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
me + whiskey = a bad person
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
