We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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