Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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