Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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