i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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