return my video game
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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