I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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