I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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