this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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