So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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