forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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