But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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