I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Everyone says I win the strip club
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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