considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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