I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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