what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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