doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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