Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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