a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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