a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
